Drop in mainland visitors to Taiwan: spokesman

Brisson’s cause of death was listed as blunt force trauma and asphyxia, so I’m figuring you guys are smart enough to figure out what happened there.Camborne, Cornwall – Nothing has made me happier about featuring stories from across the globe like David Truscott. See, this freak loves shit. Literally loves it. Back in 2004 he terrorized a family by frequently breaking on to their farm so that he could pleasure himself while covered in shit. He would jack off while rolling around in it, or crawl into a vat full of it. He didn’t care. But hell hath no fury like a man who wants to roll around in shit scorned. Once he got so angry after finding no shit to pleasure himself in that he set fire to the farm, killing a cow. Police finally set up surveillance and busted his pervy ass on the property wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves. At his home, they found 360 pairs of women’s underwear. He was arrested for burglary and arson and in 2005 he was jailed for three years. Now, not long after his release, he is in the news again. He was arrested in the early hours of November 9 after police found him sitting in shit at the exact same farm. Truscott, 40, was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order and has been jailed for another 20 weeks. […]

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Rouhani orders work on nuclear-powered boats in response to U.S. vote on Iran sanctions

They settled on Stuhlman because “he looked soft” and his dog did not look aggressive. After confronting Stuhlman and announcing he was being robbed, the man begged for his life and pleaded with the teens not to shoot him.He suffered second degree burns over up to 80 percent of his body and was airlifted to Jackson Memorial Hospital. All of this stemming from a dispute over . […]

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Kenya to intensify marketing efforts to woo more Chinese visitors

Muncie, IN – Relationships are so bi-polar…one day it’s all happiness, love and joy…the next it’s all head-butting, name-calling and shit smearing. It’s during a break-up that a person’s true self shines through. Take Brett McDonald, for instance. Scorned, he allegedly broke into his girlfriend’s apartment last Saturday and ransacked the place. Still unsatisfied, he took his temper tantrum to another level and smeared his own shit all over the walls. Seems to me his true self is a tad psychotic. The girlfriend returned to the apartment in the middle of Brett’s little pity party and was attacked as she collected her children from the babysitter in a neighboring apartment. While she was holding her toddler daughter, Brett allegedly headbutted the woman in the face, breaking her nose. Psycho coward that he is, he ran away before the cops showed up. The cops caught up with him on Monday – he was hiding beneath a pile of clothing in his wife’s closet. Yeah, dude is a keeper. The Clark County Prosecutors Office have already charged on juvenile for harassing the alleged victim and could charge several more.

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Syrian army captures strategic neighborhood in Aleppo

But the school never contacted police about these allegations because they say the victims did not want police involved and that the federal Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) prevented them from contacting police and giving them names of the victims and their alleged attacker. So they simply banned Cochran from the school for three years, but let him finish out his semester.The 42-year-old has been under investigation since September of 2012, after the alleged victim, a 10-year-old girl, confided in her mother that she ‘thought’ she had sex with Gray, who was living with the family. I thought I was having sex with a fat chick once, turned out I was penetrating a Reuben sandwich that got lost in a fold on its way from the table to her maw.

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